Please help me write a really clever/creative about me?

i've been writing really awesome about mes for my myspace for like tw years, but sadly i cant think of any good quotes or clever things to say about myself, so can you help me write one or get some fresh new ideas, p.s im a scene kid, my names brianna, im a hippie and ppl tell me im hilarious and that i should have my own comedy show, im not serious ever and i dye my hair, PLEASE HELP ME!!!! i need cleverness and cute things to say, WRITE ME ONE =] and i hate lairs bitches you know all the ******* =]